>> Tuesday, April 6, 2010
I asked one of my kids (who shall remain nameless) to tell me what she did during her homework class today. She said, "I don't remember."
I said, "How could you not remember, it was only a half hour ago?"
Her nose grew further as she explained that she couldn't help it because she has "short term memory loss." Amazing that she suddenly remembered she did nothing but a crossword puzzle after I told her I was going to have to call the memory loss doctor in the morning to have her brain examined.
She's relieved to receive the consequences for lying AND for not doing her homework over the trip to the brain doctor.
Problem is, I may end up needing a therapist. :0